What, what!? Two weeks in a row…told ya'll I was back! (in black).
As always, here we go, yo!
**SO WHAT if I've got this runner mama friend (Hi Nik!) who is legit like my own human Genius app? It's like she's secretly got the password to my Itunes library. No joke. The minute a song of my caliber and liking is released, I get a 911 #downloadimeeeed text from her, accompanied with a screenshot of said song/artist. #itunesmakesme'po #sodomyfriends
**SO WHAT if I'm jonesing for the casino. Real bad. They sent me more propaganda and I'm pretty sure this means they miss me too. Mama needs a hit 'o craps. Real bad.
**SO WHAT if once again I'm falling prey to all of those 4th of July desserts on the Pinterest? I mean…they're so cute.. and artistic... and blueberry-ish. As much as I try and buck the system, my hands are tied. It's the right thing to do. #merica.
**SO WHAT if the cutest, most reasonably priced boutique just opened in our hood and I may or may not have tried to become BFF's with the owner in attemtps to privately look at the loot in the back room? And upstairs. I couldn't help it.
**SO WHAT if fall marathon training is in full effect and as much as I like to pretend I'm complaining about it, I'm actually happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
THIS is my jams. And THIS makes me happy. It's comfortable. And I love the obsession. And planning. And calculating. So there.
**SO WHAT if I'm legit obsessed with the current status of Chris and Gwyneth!? So wait, are they still for real living together? We've got to get to the bottom of this immediately. We do. Anyone with credible intell needs to fill me in immeed. Yes, People magazine counts.
S'all for now.
Love ya, miss ya, mean it.
See you back here within the next 48.